i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend
its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior
literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross
so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.
you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid